D Bags 4, Red Sox 3

Gonzo hits homer!
Got all the runs! However,
Aceves? Blown save.

Red Sox 3, D Bags 2

Salty! Two run jack,
Walk off win! Hill gets the win,
Not Colonel Buckett.

D Bags 7, Boston Basement Dwellers 4

Not Lester's night.
7 runs on three home runs.
Rally: not enough. 

Red Sox 6, Orioles 5

Bard: Got the job done.
Nava, Shoppach, Pod: hit Parade!
.500? Again.

Orioles 4, Red Sox 1

Top out at 3 wins.
2 home runs: but for the Os.
Thank you, F. Doubront. 

Red Sox 8, Orioles 6

Two wins in a row.

Papi's shot goes orbital.

Sox win, despite Clay.

Red Sox 5, Phillies 1

The Yankees lost!
There were homers. Big news, but
THE YANKEES LOST!!!!

Red Sox 7, Phillies 5

Sox grind another.
Boys go yard four times over.
Order is restored. 

Phillies , Red Sox 4

Win streak ends at 1
But the part that really hurts?
Papelbon saved it.

Red Sox 5, D Bags

Sox beat the D Bags!
Byrd, Ross break out booming bats.
Suck it, Tampa Bay!

D Bags 2, Red Sox 1

So much for the streak.
Beat Seattle? No problem!
Beat real team? PROBLEM!

Red Sox 5, Mariners 0

Beckett: redemption.
9 Ks over seven.
About g d time.

Red Sox 6, Mariners 1

Order is restored!

Daniel Nava, I love you!

Lester? Forgiven.

Red Sox 12, Indians 1

Snot beating complete.
Indians swept; bats woke up.
The way it should be. 

Red Sox 4, Indians 1

Two in a row, yea!
Pedey, Papi, Ross kick in.
Ninth? Three up, three down!

Red Sox 7, Indians 5

Sox finally win.
No Beckett. Buchholz pulls it off.
Damon makes last out.

Josh Beckett

Sucking on the mound.

What's Texan for not trying?

Joshua Beckett.

Indians 8, Red Sox (sucked tonight) 3

Former Sock on top.
D. Lowe shut them down, 'cept Pedey.
Really hate this year.

Royals 4, Red Sox 3

Red Sox fan? Not fun.

Bobby V? Big idiot.

Give us Francona.

Royals (with Cheese) 6, Red Sox 4

One step up, two back
Sox had the lead, Bard balks twice.
This sucks swampwater.

Red Sox 11, Royals 5

Middlebrooks; good night
Two homers, hits kept coming.
Winning beats losing.  

Orioles 9, Boston Pheidippides 6 (17 innings)

Boston Marathon

Darnell McD even pitched

Gave up last 3 runs.

El Birdos 8, Red Embarrassments 2

Sox pitching blew it.
7 given up in third.
Feel like Royals fan.

Orioles 6, Red Sox 4 (13 innings)

Loathsome El Birdos
Outlasted the home town team.
Catches, no homers. 

Mariano Rivera

Bad knee means bad news
Yanks need to find new closer
Cuz they have no Mo. 

Athletics 4, Red Sox 2

Red Sox squandered leads.
As? Didn't squander a thing.
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

As 5, Red Sox 3

Worst offense in league
Beats Gold Gloves and MVPs.
Boston needs dope slaps.