Sunday, May 27, 2012

D Bags 4, Red Sox 3

Gonzo hits homer!
Got all the runs! However,
Aceves? Blown save.

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Red Sox 3, D Bags 2

Salty! Two run jack,
Walk off win! Hill gets the win,
Not Colonel Buckett.

Friday, May 25, 2012

D Bags 7, Boston Basement Dwellers 4

Not Lester's night.
7 runs on three home runs.
Rally: not enough. 

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Red Sox 6, Orioles 5

Bard: Got the job done.
Nava, Shoppach, Pod: hit Parade!
.500? Again.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Orioles 4, Red Sox 1

Top out at 3 wins.
2 home runs: but for the Os.
Thank you, F. Doubront. 

Monday, May 21, 2012

Red Sox 8, Orioles 6

Two wins in a row.
Papi's shot goes orbital.
Sox win, despite Clay.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Red Sox 5, Phillies 1

The Yankees lost!
There were homers. Big news, but
THE YANKEES LOST!!!!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Red Sox 7, Phillies 5

Sox grind another.
Boys go yard four times over.
Order is restored. 

Friday, May 18, 2012

Phillies , Red Sox 4

Win streak ends at 1
But the part that really hurts?
Papelbon saved it.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Red Sox 5, D Bags

Sox beat the D Bags!
Byrd, Ross break out booming bats.
Suck it, Tampa Bay!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

D Bags 2, Red Sox 1

So much for the streak.
Beat Seattle? No problem!
Beat real team? PROBLEM!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Red Sox 5, Mariners 0

Beckett: redemption.
9 Ks over seven.
About g d time.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Red Sox 6, Mariners 1

Order is restored!
Daniel Nava, I love you!
Lester? Forgiven.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Red Sox 12, Indians 1

Snot beating complete.
Indians swept; bats woke up.
The way it should be. 

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Red Sox 4, Indians 1

Two in a row, yea!
Pedey, Papi, Ross kick in.
Ninth? Three up, three down!

Friday, May 11, 2012

Red Sox 7, Indians 5


Sox finally win.
No Beckett. Buchholz pulls it off.
Damon makes last out.

Josh Beckett




Sucking on the mound.
What's Texan for not trying?
Joshua Beckett.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Indians 8, Red Sox (sucked tonight) 3

Former Sock on top.
D. Lowe shut them down, 'cept Pedey.
Really hate this year.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Royals 4, Red Sox 3

Red Sox fan? Not fun.
Bobby V? Big idiot.
Give us Francona.

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Royals (with Cheese) 6, Red Sox 4

One step up, two back
Sox had the lead, Bard balks twice.
This sucks swampwater.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Red Sox 11, Royals 5

Middlebrooks; good night
Two homers, hits kept coming.
Winning beats losing.  

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Orioles 9, Boston Pheidippides 6 (17 innings)

Boston Marathon
Darnell McD even pitched
Gave up last 3 runs.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

El Birdos 8, Red Embarrassments 2

Sox pitching blew it.
7 given up in third.
Feel like Royals fan.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Orioles 6, Red Sox 4 (13 innings)

Loathsome El Birdos
Outlasted the home town team.
Catches, no homers. 

Mariano Rivera



Bad knee means bad news
Yanks need to find new closer
Cuz they have no Mo. 

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Athletics 4, Red Sox 2

Red Sox squandered leads.
As? Didn't squander a thing.
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

As 5, Red Sox 3

Worst offense in league
Beats Gold Gloves and MVPs.
Boston needs dope slaps.