Monday, April 30, 2012

Red Sox 11, As 6

Big bats broken out!
Makes up for yesterday's loss.
.500, for now.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Other Sox, Red Sox

Gavin Floyd, you putz.
Held my guys to just one run.
Not a fun season.

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Red Sox 1, White Sox 0

Jon gets a shutout!
Bullpen didn't fuck it up.
Wonders never cease.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Red Sox 10, Pale Hose 3

Bard: 6 Ks, badass.
Papi, McD both go yahd
5 in a row. YES!

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Red Sox 10, Pale Sox 3

Youk: Grand Salami!
Salty: 2 bombs. The bullpen?
Didn't fuck it up.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Red Sox 7, Twinkies 6

Sox managed a sweep.
Despite a bumbling bullpen.
Three in a row: YEAH!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Red Sox 11, Twinkies 2

This is a blow out.
Didn't watch and yes, they won.
Superstitious much?

Monday, April 23, 2012

Red Sox 6, Twinkies 5

Now that's more like it.
Lester starts, but Bard gets win.
Valentine's a dope.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Forces of Darkness 15, ? Red WTFS 9

9 zero lead blown.
Spanks: 14 runs, 2 innings.
Lousy fucking 'pen.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Pinstriped Damned 6, Reeling Red Sox 2



Clay coughs up 4 bombs,
At least Papi hit a deuce.
We want Tito back.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Rangers 6, What Used to be the Red Sox 3

Another game down
Beckett took it in the shorts.
We need Tito back

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Ranger 15, Red Sox 2 (Top 8th)

This is disgraceful.
Snot beating in progress, so
Bad I won't finish.

Monday, April 16, 2012

D Bags 1, Red Sox 0



So much for a sweep.
Valentine left Bard too long.
Bats took the day off.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Red Sox 6, D Bags 4

Sox sweep the D Bags.
Pena home run? Not so fast.
Love instant replay.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Red Sox 13, D Bags 5

Boston hit parade!
Buchholz 5 Ks, Bats 5 bangs.
Go shove your cowbells.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Red Sox 12, D Bags 2

Boston's bats awoke
Snot beaten from Tampa Bay.
Home opener won!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Haiku Composed for Boston Globe Requesting Red Sox Haikus

Fenway's One Hundredth.
Week One would have been bigger
Damn that Titanic.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Blue Jays 3, Red Sox 1

Sox drop another.
Lester goes 8, 6 strikeouts.
The bats let him down.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Blue Jays 7, Red Sox 3

Hope has come and gone.
The Jays had a hit parade.
Feel like a Cubs fan.

Monday, April 9, 2012

Red Sox 4, Blue Jays 2

My boys, off the schneid!
Top of the ninth, job got done.
Yankees won, too.  Fuck them.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Tigers 13, Red Stops 12 (11 innings)

2 leads squandered. Shit.
But there IS joy to be had.
Yanks are sucking, too.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

Tiger 10, Red Flops 0

Red Sox pitching sucked.
Beckett gives up five homers.
Chicken grease fingers.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Tigers 3, Red Sox 2

Lester goes seven
Aceves debuts, blows save
Fuck Austin Jackson.

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Two Thumbs Down

Season starts tomorrow,
Bailey/Beckett out: bad thumbs.
Start my ulcer now.