Orioles 4, Red Sox 3

Season over in Boston
Tampa fights back from the brink
WIN IT ALL, BREWERS!!!!!

Red Sox 8, Orioles 7

Down to the wire? Gee, ya think?
Sox still alive and kicking.
But so are the D Bags.

Orioles (bottom of the AL East) 6, Reeling Red Sox 3

1978 sucked
2011, too
God, I hate reruns.

RED SOX FINALLY WIN ONE!!!! RED SOX 7, Yankees 3, 14 Innings, Game 2

THANK YOU, ELLS, 3 RUN HOMER!!!!!
Marathon 14 innings
But you got it done.

NY 6, Red Sox 2 Game 1

Bad start, hot middle, bad end
August fade in September
Well, Ells hit two bombs.

Forces of Darkness 9, Red Sox 1

Jon Lester, what's ailing you?
Strong starts quickly fizzling
Please get over it.

Orioles 6, Red Sox 4

Red Sox lose yet one more time
To the lowly Orioles.
October? Who knows.

Loathsome El Birdos 7, Boston Drama Kings 5

Papelbon: second blown save
Took responsibility
But the Sox still lost.
Note: the original post blamed Daniel Bard and demanded chains, Tobin Bridge and a big push (aka the Lackey/Del Carmen/Tavarez/Wells/Gagne/Smoltz treatment. Management regrets the error.

Red Sox 18, Orioles 9 (Plucked)

Ells: inside the park home run!
Conor Jackson hits grand slam!
My kind of ball game.

Orioles 6, Red Sox 5

D Mac drops 2 routine flies
What should have been fair was foul,
The Sox slip again.

D Bags 8, Red Sox 5

Wakefield stuck at 200
Sox swept by Tampa Bay Rays
Playoffs not certain.

Rays 4, Red Sox 3

Losing to to Tampa Bay D Bags
Worse than losing to New York
Lester, what happened?

Red Sox 4, Rays 3

Beckett, 6 strong, 7 Ks.
Mike Aviles hits homer
Keep the Wild Card lead.

D Bags 9, Red Sox 1

[No, I'm not waiting for the end of this one. I am not THAT MUCH of a masochist}
Season ends like it began
No bats, no arms, not much fun
Love the Sox? It's hard.

Blue Jays 5, Red Sox 4

Mother fucking son of bitch.
Had it in the bag until
Daniel Bard blew it.

Red Sox 18, Blue Jay 6

Wake gets his 200th win!
Sox Nation Nightmare Over!
Pedey hits two bombs!

Rays 9, Red Sox 1

Lesterrible on the mound
Tampa Bay got out their brooms
Playoffs? Not certain.

Rotten Rays 6, Red Sox with Holes 5

Longoria, you bastard
Walk off single wins the game
No fun for Sox fans.

D Bags 7, Red Sox 2

John Lackey: Flop at the Trop
Cement, Tobin Bridge, big push
12th cause to hate him

Blue Jays 7, Red Sox 4

Mother fucking son of bitch
Dropped another to teh Blue Jays.
Jesus, shit and damn.

Blue Jays 11, REALLY????? Red Sox 10

Win in bag for Boston nine
Til the bottom of the ninth
Fucking Toronto.

Red Sox 14, Blue Boids 0

 Lesterrific! 11 Ks!
Bats: Bada bing bada BOOM!
Right end of blow out.

Blue Jays 1, Red Sox 0, 11 innings

T.S. Eliot was wrong
April is not the cruelest month
It is September.

Lackey's Effectiveness 11, Snoring Boston Bats 4

HATE this post season preview
John Lackey, Tobin Bridge, push
That's all I'm sayin'.

Red Sox 12, Rangers 7

Carl Crawford, Grand Salami!
8 run fourth, the way to go!
Eric Bedard sucks.

Horns and Claws Club 10, Red Faced Red Sox 0 Zip, Zilch, Nada, Ratboy

Jesus hell shit and dammit
No joy in Mass or Cali
Goat fuckin' RANGERS.

FoD 4, Red Sox 2

2 run bomb enough? Hell, no.
Sorry, Pedey. Aceves
Blew your great effort.