Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Red Sox 9, Satan's Minions 5

Ellsbury, Tek, 2 run bombs
Pedey, Scoot, damn good fielding
Papelbon, lights OUT!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Pinstriped Damned 5, Red Sox 2

Lackey, mole for the  Halos
Cervelli drill too costly
For genuine oops.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Red 4, Athletics 0

Rain delays, schmain delays, the
Boys got it done for Bedard.
Sox still in first place.

Red Sox 9, As 3

Jon Lesteriffic through 6
Hit parade by Boston bats
Nice to be on top.

Friday, August 26, 2011

As 15, Red Sox 5

Wake's 200th? Not tonight.
Old Man of the Mound denied.
Ugly, so ugly.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Red Sox 6, Rangers 0 Ratboy, Zip, Zero, Nada, Niente

Gonzo goes yard two times, YES!
Papi and Salty, one each.
Hot bats, life is good.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Red Sock It 'Ems 13, Current American League Champs 2

Eleven runs: snot beating
Crawford: 5 Ribbies, 'bout time
Momentum is good.


And the Spanks lost. Imagine my sorrow.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

RRRRRed Sox 11, Rangers 5

Gonzo went yard TWICE tonight
And Lackey wins number 12
He must have cheated.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Rotten Rangers 4, Red Sox 0

Eric Bedard, a menace
To the team he's pitching for.
Drop him off the bridge.

Red Sox 6, Rumbled Royals 1

Crawford hits homer! What he
Got paid for in the first place!
Lester: Win 13.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

ROYALS????? THE EFFIN' ROYALS???? 9, Red Sox 4

No 200th win for Wake
8 run 6th inning kind of
put an end to that.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Red Sox 7, Royals 1

Salty hits a three run bomb
Andrew Miller; the right stuff.
Winning? Much more fun.

Red Sox 7, Royals 1

Salty hits a three run bomb
Andrew Miller; the right stuff.
Winning? Much more fun.

Red Sox 7, Royals 1

Salty hits a three run bomb
Andrew Miller; the right stuff.
Winning? Much more fun.

Red Sox 7, Royals 1

Salty hits a three run bomb
Andrew Miller; the right stuff.
Winning? Much more fun.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Red Sox 4, Royals 3

Beckett FINALLY get 10!
No Youk, No Papi, no good
Keep on truckin', Boys.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Raytards 4, Red WTFS 0

Lackey, Tobin Bridge, push off
Chains, cement and more cement
He give me shpilkis.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

D Bags 6, Red Sox 2

Splitting the double header?
Not with NY 1 game back.
Sox nail triple play!

Red Sox 3, D Bags 1

Ellsbury goes yahd, love it
Drives in all the runs, okay.
Lester gets the win.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Mariners 5, Red Sox 3

Wakefield denied 200th.
Yankees are too damned close.
GET BACK ON TRACK, BOYS!!!

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Marin-oh nos 5, Really? Red Sox 4

Bad, bad, bad night for Beckett
5 runs in the first inning
Can't afford these nights.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Rrrrred Sox 6, Marinated 4

Papi, Jed, Reddick go yard
Lackey gets the win. Really.
Gained game on New York.

Management would like to take this opportunity to wish Seattle's Justin Smoak a speedy recovery from the injuries suffered when a line drive hit him in the face.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Twinkie 5, Red Sox 2

Jon Lester got knocked around
Except Papi, bats shut down
Yankees too damned close.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Red Sox 4, Twin Sets 3

Bedard, horrible in first
Got over it, held the line
Sox gain ground on Yanks.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Red Sox 8, Twinkies 6

Wakefield 200? Uh uh.
Big Papi wins the ballgame
With well-placed double.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

RED SOX 3, Pinstriped Damned 2, 10 innings

Lil' Josh Reddick earns his spot
Walk off double wins the game
Suck it, Rivera.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Red Sox 10, Some Team from the Bronx 4

Ellsbury, drives in 6 runs
Including a three run bomb.
Still don't like Lackey.


(Mark Texeira has fish lips. Look at him standing in the box. The man looks like a carp).

Friday, August 5, 2011

Forces of Darkness 3, Red Sox 2

Pinstriped Damned, second half team
Red Sox have the August fade.
I have an ulcer.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Native Americans 7, Red Headaches 3

The August Fade is a myth
The August Fade is a myth
Don't make it real, Guys!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Red Sox 4, Indians 3

Ellsbury, such a nice boy
Walk off home run, All right!
Wins are beautiful!

Red Sox 3, Tribe 2

Ells hits walk off RBI
Salty beats the tag at home
Pap gets W.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Indians 9, Red Sox 6

Sick feeling in my stomach
Fingernails chewed down to nubs,
Lackey was pitching.