Red Sox 5, White Shnooks 3

Gonzo, 9 game hitting streak
Cap'n Tek homers for 2,
Sox still Number One.

Red Sox 10, Pale Imitations of Same 2

Big bat boom; Gonzo, Youk go yard
Lester, my boy, 8 innings strong
Good day for Sox fans.

White Sox 3, Red Sox 1

Wake denied 200 and
Pedey's hitting streak ended.
Reboot and let's go!

Royals 4, Red Sox 3

Bottom ninth, Crawford at bat
One man on; can Carl win it?
Missed it by that much.

Red Sock It To the Ball , Common Folk 5

Big Papi Grand Salami
Pedey still on a hit streak
Lackey didn't suck.

Red Sox 13, Royals 9

Now, that's more like it, Red Sox
Pedey streak at twenty-three
Cap'n Tek went yard..

Royals (Really?) 3, Red Sox 1, 412 innings

Is it so bad to lose to
The Kansas City Royals?
Since you ask: Yes.

Correction haiku

Pedroia, his hitting streak
Twenty two games through today
Error regretted.

Red Sox 12, Mariners 8 (Post delayed due to having been at a ROCKIN' all weeked celebration)

Pedey's streak ends at twenty.
Youk homered, bats barked for
The Old Man of the Mound.

Red Sox 3, Marinated 1

Francona hits one thousand wins,
Sox hold onto their first place
It's good in July.

Red Sox 7, Mariners 4

King Felix, meet Jacoby,
Base thief, man with a hammer
No Cy Young this year.

Red Sox 4. Orioles 0

Our boy Ells hits a two run bomb.
Birds bats? Silence in the Yahds.
Sox blank Orioles.

Oh You're Kidding Mes 3, Red Flops 2

Salty hits a two run homer!
But two Birds go back to back.
I feel an ulcer.

Red Sox 15, Orioles 10

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
10 to fifteen, one homer?
What a way to roll!

Red Sox 1, Tampa Bay Cowbells 0

Pedroia still my Boy-A
16 innings, waay too long
Josh, Jon got it done.

Righteous Red Sox 9, Tampa Bay Posers 5

Pedroia is my boy-a!
Went yahd twice! Put game on ice.
Spanks still in second.

Tampa Bay D Bags 9, Boston Came Up Shorts 6

D Bags: Really hate those guys
And their cowbell-wielding fans
Such an annoyance.

All Star Break

My boys leading AL East
Given crappy start, amazed
These are the Red Sox.

Red Sock It To Yous 8, Oh Norioles 6

Last game before All Star Break
Go to Phoenix on a high note
Hit and run baseball.

Red Sox 4, Orioles 0

Lackey actually won? Wow
No homers, but the job got done.
Way to go, Red Sox.

Red Thunder 10, Oleos 3

Sox score seven in the firstBench clearing brawl in the eighth
Papi powers both!

Long Ball Boston Bombers 10, Oh Norioles 6

Back to back to back home runs
Sox launched more flights than NASA.
My kind of ballgame.

Red Sox 6, Blue Jays 4

Old Man Wakefield rocks again
Drew, YOOOOOOOOK*, Ellsbury go yard
The way it should be.


*Still counts as one syllable.

Red Sox 3, Blue Ehs 2

Darnell McDonald, you rock!
Cut down the tie run at home!
Way to win the game!

Blue Jays 9, (Really?) Red Sox 7

Three steps forward, two steps back,
Boston season up to now.
John Lackey should go.

Red Sox 2, Astros 1

Josh Beckett: magnificent.
Houston pitching? Not so much.
Winning run walked in.

Rollin' Red Sox 10, Apathetic Astros 4

Basic Boston hit parade,
5 pitchers, but job gets done
Winning: a good thing.

Rockets Red (Glare) Sox 7, Disastros 5

6 run seventh inning, YES!
Scoot starts things with a homer
How to play the game.