RRRRed Sox 5, Phainting Phillies 2

My boys win when I don't watch!
My boy Lester two-hit them
Tek, Pedey went yahd.

Cheesesteak Munchers 2, Beanheads 1

John Lackey hits RBI???
Normally, when he ties the game,
He's on the mound.

Phillies , Red Sox Zip , Zero, Nada, Niente

Cliff Lee versus Josh Beckett
Philly arms v. Boston bats
Phils win the arms race.

Team That Remembered How to Play 4, NL League Jokes 2

Small ball wins the day again.
Lose two of three to Pittsburgh?
Bad for business, Man.

Pirates 6, Red Jokes 4

THE PITTSBURGH MOTHER FUCKING PIRATES?
THE SOX CAN'T BEAT THESE JOKERS?
WHERE'S THE DAMNED HOT STREAK?

National League Punching Bags 3, Boston You've Gotta Be Kidding Mes 1

The Sox lost to the PIRATES????
THE PITTSBURGH FUCKING PIRATES???
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?????

(or, alternate line, "Oh, screw the haiku."

Padres 5, Red Sox 1

Lackey equals Aceves
Liabilities on mound
Trade for case of beer.

Padres 5, Red Snoozers 4

Aceves, not an asset
Designate for assignment
Threw a walk a thhon

Red Sox 14, Padres 5

Miller debut, 6 strikeouts,
Boston, 10 runs in seventh
Padre arms gave up.

Roarin' Red sox 12, The Beer that Made Mel Famey Walk Us 3*

Big booming bats battered balls,
Gonzo gets 1,000th hit!
Wake solid through 8.






*It's a long shaggy dog story. Make a request in comments and I'll tell it. Just not a a haiku.

Brew Crew 4, Red Nappers 2

Brewers, 7 hits, 4 runs
Sox, 9 hits, 2 measly runs
Lackluster Lester.*


*Jon, you're killin' me.

Rockin' Red Sox 10, Cheese Heads 4

Lackey strong through 8 complete
Surprised the hell out of me.
Jed and Carl injured.

Another Champion Boston Team 4, Tampa Also Rans 2

Despite the clanging cowbells,
And the in-game injuries
Sox top at the Trop.

YOOOOOOK 3, Tampa Bay Dunces 0

Game won on three run bomb. YOOOOOOOOOOOOK!
Josh Beckett, complete game, YESSSSS!
THESE are my Red Sox.

Tanpa Bay DBags 4, Boston Red Sox With Holes In the Defense 0

Not a good night for the Sox.
No run production for Wake
bring back the barrage.

Boston Bats 14, Toronto's Blues 1

Lester, 8 innings, 1 run
Gonzo, Pedey, Papi, Youk
Boston hit parade.

Red Steamrollers 16, Toronto Steamrolled 4

6 runs from Papi and Tek
All in the seventh inning.
2 three run homers.

AL East Leading Red Sox 5, Blue Jays Not So Much 1

Small ball, this evening's tale.
Pedey, bad knee, RBI
Spanks two games behind.

Red Brooms 8, Pinstriped Swept 3

Seven run seventh inning
Bats take down New York's finest
Worth 2 hour delay.

Rrrred Sox 11, Foces of Darkness 5

Old Man of the Mound, Wakefield
Six innings, one run baseball
Way to go, Timmay!

Boston Good Guys 6, Pinstriped Damned 4

Texiera drilled in the knee,
A Rod strikes out to end game.
Good to be the Sox.

Red Sox 6, Aaaaaaaas 3

Gonzales, Crawford, home runs!
Hottovy: up and comer.
Oakland swept away.

Red Sox 9, As 8 (14 innings, the new Boston Marathon)

Sox blow lead in ninth inning
Takes five more innings to win
Why Red Sox fans drink.

Red Sox 8, Athletics 6

Good Clay Buchholz or Bad Clay?
He's Jekyll and Hyde this year.
Why Red Sox fans drink.
.

Matsuzaka surgery

Bad outings from bad elbow
Millions gone down the toilet
Dice? Meet Tommy John.

Pale Hose 7, Embarassed Sox 4

Boston bullpen blows the lead.
Chains, a push from the Tobin
And we start over.