White Sox 10 (so far), Red Sox 1 (No, the game's not over. I'm just disgusted)

Boston pitching is a joke.
They've forgotten how to throw.
Shoot me, shoot me now.*

*If Boston pulls off a mircale, I will gladly accept mockery.

White Sox 7, Red Sox 3

Sox red from embarassment.
Jon Lester, what went so wrong?
I'm heartbroken here.

Tigers Who Found Their Roar 3, Red Sock (they lost half of the pair) 0

Verlander on fire tonight,
Beckett, looked like Kyle Farnsworth.
Still lead AL East.

red Rollers 4, Paper Tigers 3 (Double Header First Half)

Game on the line in the ninth,
Ortiz comes through in the clutch,
J Pap ices it.

Rockin' Red Sox 6, Eminem's Home Boys 3

Jacoby Ellsbury show
Steal, home run, score on wild pitch
Paps, you're killing me.

Boston Steamrollers 14, Detroit Dead Things 1

Boston had a hit parade
Knocked the starter out in 2
Tigers were pussy-whipped.

Red Bombers 14, Former Flavors of the Month 2

Red Sox had the best of games,
Cleveland had the worst of games.
Beaten like a drum.

Red Sox 4, Tribe 2

Red Sox lead it wire to wire.
No ambushes by the Tribe.
Better than April.

Indians 3, Red Sox 2

Indians ambushed the Sox
9th inning rally cut short
Lousy Indians.

Red Sox 5, Chicago Billy Goats 1

Knuckleball fluttered and danced.
Floated like a butterfly.
The bats stung like bees.

Cubs Pulling a Secretariat 9, Red WTFS? 3

Sox, on the brink of first place,
1 lousy inning, 6 runs.
Boston bullpen blows.

Red Sox 15, Cubbies 5

Sox bats awake, on duty.
Homers for Youk and Salty.
Yanks lost, too. Great night.

Last Minute Boston Charlies 4, Detroit Kittens 3

Verlander versus Beckett
Great pitcher's duel? Not so much.
Papelbon gets win.

Los Red Sox 1, Los Tigres 0 (SAP version)

Clay Buchholz, seven strikeout stud
Salty hits a clutch double,
A win is a win.

Game postponed

No knickleballs dance tonight,
The rain has postponed the game.
Over .500.

Red Sox 8, Orioles 7

A 2 run double wins it.
Bottom of the ninth inning,
Gonzo is money.

Les Hose Rouge 7, Les Losers Sans Mezzuzahs 5

Ash touched horsehide thrice over.
Breezes left in a sphere's wake.
Thus, the Red Sox sweep.

Red Sox 6, Pinstriped Poopieheads 0 (Zero, Zip, Zilch, Nada, Niente)

Josh 9 Ks, Gonzo big  bomb
Yankees leave 10 men on base.
It's a smiley night.

Red Sox 5, Forces of Darkness 4

The Red Sox beat the Yankees!
Don't care if they're still in third.
Sox beat the Yankees.

Jay Boids 9, Best Team on Paper (and only on paper) 3

Lackey "roughed up" yet again.
I swear he's still an Angel.
Save us, please kill him.

Blue Ehs? 7, Red Sox 6

David Cooper, I hate you.
Stole 2 bases in the 10th
Blue Jays stole the game.

Red Sox 2, Twin 1

New kids, Gonzo and Crawford,
New Gold Dust Twins win the game
You may cash your checks.

Red Sox 9, Lutefisk Muchers 5

Matsuzaka adequate,Gonzo earns his big paycheck.
.500? Maybe.

Red Sox 4, Twinkies 0

Buchhol  6 Ks, Atta Boy
Ellsbury, 2 RBIs
07 rooks come through.

Twinkies 9, Red What the Hells 2

LIriano didn't pitch
How the hell does this happen?
Hang up your cleants, Wake.

Former Disney Movie Tie-Ins 11, Boston Walking Dead 0

11 run snot beating
Is Lackey an Angels mole?
Big turkey must be.

Angels 5, Red Sox 3

13 innings plus 2 hour
hour rain delay equals
another damned loss.

Red Bats 7, The Non-Scandal Ridden LA Team 3

Jon Lester*, Dominator.
11 Ks, 1 free pass.
Pitching wins the game.

*My boy.

Rad Sox 9, A Bunch of Guys Who Look Like the Angels 5

A great day in Fenway Park.
The big bats came out to play.
Weaver got hit hard.

Red Sox 3, Mariners 2

Gone! My headache's gone. For now.10 Ks should win but today
Crawford was Papi.